Ezek meg ilyen netes párbeszédek. Mondjuk nem túl változatos a témájuk. :idiota: Kicsit hosszú, bocsánat.

what should I give sister for unzipping?
Um. Ten bucks?
no I mean like, WinZip?

d-_-b
how u make that inverted b?
wait
never mind

hey baby, whats up?
umm....nothing?
So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

Hey Mike
what?
Pussy.
er?
Pussy.
and?
Pussy.
...
Pussy.
i dont get it
AND YOU NEVER WILL.
bastard

I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
The girl started crying and left class ^^

67% of girls are stupid
i belong with the other 13%

<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit

Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
wait, shit

I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
It said my password wasn't long enough. :(

Thank you for listening to me.
You know your a really good listener.
Sweety please say something.
Ok I'm back.

we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
ew.
wait, you "caught" him?
like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
he doesnt answer
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Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

Stupid fucking Google
"The" is a common word, and was not included in your search
"Who" is a common word, and was not included in your search

JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care?
Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob.
JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up
Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.

If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
i dont think so
Wanna go camping?